…and other words of wisdom from children.

wisdom from kids

  • Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10
  • When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14
  • Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14
  • Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9
  • Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14
  • Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. – Andrew, 9
  • Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. – Kyoyo, 9
  • You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. – Armir, 9
  • If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15
  • Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9
  • Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10
  • Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8